Tips from the Record staff – The Williams Record

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My tutoring partner cited Kris Jenner’s memoir in her answer paper. How am I supposed to respond to that?

In the words of the infamous momager herself, “You’re doing amazing honey.” Praise your tutoring partner for their courage and creativity. It takes a special person to read a celebrity’s memoir, but it takes a special person to quote one in an academic setting. It could even be an avant-garde attempt to push social boundaries. Be that as it may, I salute their courage.

I was contacted by a connection. Does that mean I have to text him back?

Absolutely not. In fact, it gives you an excuse never to contact him again. Take advantage of this easy way out and set this man free.

My friend wants to marry her current boyfriend, but I think he’s incredibly annoying. To help?

Their relationship will go two ways: they break up or they don’t. There is a good chance that they will separate and time will naturally separate them. So let the universe do its thing and say nothing in the name of your friendship. Even if things work, boredom isn’t the worst thing in the world. All that matters is that your friend is happy, respected, and makes smart decisions.

Got any great dining hacks or cheap food solutions?

I eat oatmeal, frozen burritos, canned tuna, and a Domino’s brookie every two weeks, so I’m totally unqualified to give nutritional advice.

Kiss, marry, kill – college flooring edition: linoleum, hardwood, carpet.

Kiss, linoleum; marry, hardwood; kill, carpet.

Hardwood is beautiful, rich and the obvious choice for the wedding. Linoleum may not be as showy, but it cleans well – aesthetically, with a rug, and literally, with a mop. And the carpet is disgusting to say the least.

As a WSO Dormtrak review put it: “The mats don’t seem to get cleaned well between users because my boyfriend and I tried to do *yoga* in my room at the start of the fall semester, and our hands left darkened and with short pile Carpets never forget.

I can’t tell if this girl I like is straight – she never talks about guys, and honestly, I’ve never seen her with one. What do you suggest me to do?

It may sound crazy, but try to explicitly express your interest. You never know until you try – the stakes are low and honesty is always the best policy.


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